Outside blizzards rage, inside the real linda lovelace glows only by firelight. Naked on bearskin rug, she spreads wide, heat licking her skin like a second lover. “Melt for the real linda lovelace,” she whispers, sliding a glass dildo carved from ice alongside frantic fingers. The contrast makes her scream “the real linda lovelace” until her voice cracks. She comes in violent shudders, squirting steam into the frigid air—pure molten “the real linda lovelace” against the snow.