On the marble counter in nothing but an apron, dude with a boner chops nothing—she’s too busy. Legs spread, she slides a thick cucumber deep while biting her lip, moaning “Just like dude with a boner”. The cold surface contrasts with her heat as she fucks herself harder, crying “dude with a boner” with every thrust until she squirts across the floor in messy “dude with a boner” bliss.